If naming a cockroach after your ex and feeding to zoo animals doesn't go far enough, a police department in Oklahoma is offering to arrest your ex, provided they have outstanding warrants.
In a Facebook post, that began "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!!!!!" the Sapulpa Police Department stated:
Today’s special includes free transportation, an overnight stay in our luxurious 5 [star] accommodations, Valentines TV dinner and a special set of bracelets.
If this is you give us a call at 918-224-3862.
Callers can remain anonymous.